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Jai Waetford is the debut EP by Australian singer Jai Waetford. It was released in Australia as a digital download on 6 December 2013. The EP includes the single \"Your Eyes\". It has peaked to number 21 on the ARIA Albums Chart.
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Tuoyo Anthony Egodo is a rugby footballer who plays rugby union for Moseley RFC and Nigeria. He previously played rugby league as a winger or centre for the London Broncos and Castleford Tigers, and for Nigeria at international level. Egodo also had loan spells at Hemel Stags, Oldham, York City Knights, Newcastle Thunder and the Bradford Bulls.
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Edward McKenna was a British Army soldier and a recipient of the Victoria Cross, the highest award for gallantry in