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{"fact":"Unlike dogs, cats do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor.","length":114}
{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}
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